If you drive through a cattle feedyard, you might think that all looks about the same. Little calves, fat cattle, yearlings. "Red, brown, yellow, black and white..."
But don't be deceived. The feedlot is alive with fascinating features. Although subtle, fashion statements are made. While humans shop for coordinating clothes and accessories, a whole new level of style can be observed in a group of bovines who feature ear tags. Earrings are generally worn for jewelry; these, however, state an identifying lot number. (If you think you have an identity crisis, how would you like to be one of several hundred with identical lot numbers?) For general cheer around the farm, these ear tags are colored--sometimes to represent owner, but usually coincidental colors.
Take, for example, one of my favorites: the sixty-five calves in Pen 25 are mostly red. Their ear tags are either burnt orange or yellow. Yes, these are the autumn classics.
Haven't you heard that turquoise transcends color classifications? Almost anybody, regardless of hair color and skin tones, looks great in turquoise. Don't be flattered: it's not just humans.
Pen 14, home to 178 heifers, is quite striking. While most pens have mixed-color cattle, these are all light. The impression I always get is a bunch of blondes. And they're all wearing turquoise ear tags. Stunning. The next time you try to dress like your friends, please remember the dozens of blonde-with-turquoise heifers. You're not original.
But returning to the original point, turquoise doesn't only enhance blondes. The steers in Pen 46 are all black (read: I am no longer objective, being quite partial to black cattle). They've been here on feed for about 123 days, so they're fairly big. But when you see those uniform guys with turquoise tags ... wow. Don't stare too long.
It's normal to see just one ear tag, and maybe a brand on the hip. But some groups are into multiple piercings. Incidentally, it's for a good purpose. If you pass a pen of cattle featuring double, identical tags, they're most likely in the age-verified program. The extra paperwork is worth the bonus received after slaughter. These cattle come with verifying information of birth date (earliest birth date of any calf in the lot), individual owner information, and they are sold slightly younger than normal. The double tagging is precautionary, because without a tag, they are dropped from the program. They might toss their head to show off those double tags, but they just don't know that their fate is an early death, and travel to Japan. Due to Japan's restrictions on U.S. beef, slaughter-houses offer cattle feeders a bonus to prove that the lot of cattle is within the required age, at time of slaughter.
Speaking of ... this morning, four pens of fat cattle watched in bewilderment as the feed truck poured thousands of pounds of goodness into the bunks all around them. When would breakfast arrive? Their troubles hadn't even begun. Instead of finding feed in the bunk, they were escorted by two cowboys, in the foggy, morning dimness, into the alley. Several minutes later, the alley curved into a chute. They were urged up the muddy chute into compartments on a semi. You think your life changes fast? For months and months, their life consisted of eating, sleeping and socializing. Unlike most females I know, these girls were encouraged to eat more and exercise less. And now, away from the only life they know, within ten minutes, the semi pulls onto the scales (wow, those girls did good on feed). Within a couple hours, they will be unloaded two states away. And they climb on the long assembly line that leads to ... your grocery store.
Returning to style and fashion, now. Pens 16 and 18 have black cattle and orange tags. No, that is not even a remotely creative color combination. The contrast stands out ... but I'm not impressed.
But don't stop reading. Coming up, we have the greatest ever fashion phenomenon. In Pen 24, those girls have avocado green tags. It's basically amazing. And you might not believe this, but a few of them even have a second one: baby pink.
Beef: It's what's for dinner.